Me on my wedding day: you still like me right



Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?



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When your opponent uses explosion and your Pokémon endure the hit

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.


Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

(Source: highgayden, via notpano)

gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight


YAAASSS death drop on that stage MAMA YAAAASSSS SLAAY


a sink is knocking at your door. just let that sink in

(Source: dogsenthusiast, via notpano)